Monday, April 26, 2010

Now Playing: Yakuza

What I have learned from playing Yakuza.

1: Stomping on a man's groin causes blood to spew from their mouth.

2: Yakuza don't use guns, it's more honorable to beat a man to death with a giant road cone.

3: Gangsters in Japan must work the word "Fuck" or any variation of said word into every other sentence out of their mouth, its Yakuza law!

4: Everyone wants to fight you! No matter how petty the reason, everyone in Japan prefers to brawl in the streets rather than settle their differences through words.

5: Sega apparently forgot the second analog stick exists, and instead opt for terrible camera angles with no control over the camera at all.

1 comment:

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